Strawberry

Lotti hates period. Mommy too. It's so messy. :( Lotti don't like..

I think my heat cycle is coming to an end, not so hiao anymore, because I am starting to respond to Daddy and Mommy's calls. For past couple of weeks, I have been said to be not responsive to Mommy and Daddy at all. They say I was not even interested to sit with them at the door, but prefer to sit alone near the gate. Hmm... Lotti cannot recall. Lotti is old, bad memory... But most importantly is that Lotti is 'back' now right, Mommy? Daddy?

Anyway, Mommy told me a girl joke today. Mommy's friend need to borrow a sanitary pad from another friend, but she was too shy, so she asked, "I got strawberry, you got roti boh?"

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:D

Did she??

That's what Mommy would ask anxiously first thing in the morning for the first couple of days after I got back from boarding. Or when I was scolded/punished by Daddy the day before.

While many would find this, the last thing they would like to see first thing in the morning, or the have this to greet them when they got home from work, you will be surprised how excited my Mommy and Daddy's would be.

"It's still 'complete', quick get a bucket water"
You see, I have stress management issue, and I found it to be therapeutic.. you know, to eat what comes out from me, get it?

Seriously, you should give it a try!

WooOoOo.. I am home~~

Mommy and Daddy was out of town for the weekend, so I had to go over to Doctor's clinic for a short stay again.

Lotti doesn't really mind boarding really, cos hor... they feed us twice a day!!! Mommy always complains that I am fatter and clumsier the first few days after coming back home from boarding.

This is me sitting in the backseat of Mommy's car on the way to vet's. I always travel in Mommy's car, not because of anything, but because Daddy wouldn't let me sit in his car cos Lotti sheds a lot. Mommy doesn't really mind cos her car is already old, plus she hardly drives around in this car much, other than sending me to the vet's, bringing me out (hardly, to tell the truth), going for her yoga lessons and going to work only when Daddy has to go to work real early and Mommy is too lazy to wake up in time.

Oh ya.. Lotti did something REALLY embarrassing the other day at Doctor's. Mommy was at the counter registering for my boarding and Doctor's helper came over to Daddy and me as usual to carry me up to the boarding area. I do not know what got over me that day, I peed on the helper when he tried to carry me. *blushed* Mommy was mortified, I never did anything like this before. I was a little scared when he put the anti-ticks lotion on me, I think it's the way the held my head down. Lotti don't like. He made me even more nervous when he carried me, so hor, I end up pee-ing on him loh... Lotti too scared ma... Anyway, this is not the most embarrassing thing that I did at Doctor's, but that's another story for another day.

Normally, Mommy would had them give me a nice bath before picking me up, but because of the fuel hike recently, Mommy and Daddy decided that since I was just groomed not too long ago and since I only stayed for a few days, I need not be bathed before pick up today. But hor... all the way home, Mommy can't stop complaining how smelly Lotti is loh. I really do smell quite bad, but expected lah, I had to eat, sleep and sh*t at the same place for the past couple of days, you don't expect me to smell of cherry blossom, do you? Good thing Mommy and Daddy have decided to not be pennywise and compromise on my hygiene anymore. As much as I dislike taking baths, I do not fancy smelling like Daddy's socks either. I wonder if this was why Doggie whined so loudly when we walked past his house earlier when I was out for my daily walk.

Ah WOOOooOOOOoo

That's how we beagles bay.
Will be back later. ;)