Miracles do happen sometimes :)

Lotti has not been blogging, cos Mommy has been very lazy... What? What Lotti putting the blame on Mommy??? Lotti is a dog, Lotti can't blog without Mommy's help lar, stupid! pphhtttt...If Lotti knows how to switch on the laptop and create a blog, you will see Lotti on CNN by now, and maybe even will be invited to David Letterman's Late night show. Yes, Lotti is cranky. I am always cranky in the afternoon, especially if I am awaken from my afternoon nap for no good reason. The only good reason to wake from my afternoon nap is FOOD, but that never happens, Mommy and Daddy only feed me during my meal time. They are very strict with me at this, no food other than meal times. I guess this is because Lotti used to have the bad habit of 'alien abductioning' when Lotti is out for a walk. Lotti even abducted soiled tissues before, no, no, not just food, of course the consequences was BAD, even with food. :( Daddy gave Lotti a good spanking whenever Lotti alien abducts. Anyway, I was about to say, Mommy and Daddy do not give me food other than meal times because they wanted to discipline me to only eat when it's meal time. Don't tell them I tell you this, they are just wasting their time la. When Lotti is hungry, Lotti's mind will go blank, the only thing that is on Lotti's mind is EAT EAT EAT, all the spankings and scoldings are all forgotten.A miracle happenned today though. As I said Lotti is never fed other than mealtimes. But TODAY, TODAY Mommy fed Lotti a small piece of apple, never mind that it has Mommy's saliva, Lotti eat shit la, what is a little of Mommy's saliva to Lotti??
I love apples~~ and Mommy and Daddy too~